Natalie

blissed:

atthetopofthecircus: bemusedlybespectacled: superaliceface:

It began with the baking of the Great Cakes.

Three cakes were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest, and fairest of all beings.

Seven cakes to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls.

And nine… nine cakes were gifted to race of Men who, above all else, desire sugar.

But they were, all of them, deceived, for another cake was made. In the land of Mordor, in the ovens of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron baked in secret a master Cake, to control all others. And into this Cake he poured his vanilla, his chocolate and his will to consume all cakes. One Cake to rule them all. 

One Cake to rule them all:

One c. sugar to flavor them,

One c. flour to bring them all,

and an egg to, in the oven, bind them.

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iheartclassics:

Your Literary LOL of the day. 

murmurant:

N°5 (by Jenny Mörtsell Draws)

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get what you want

give what you want

and if the two aren’t equal

fuck it all. but if there is

a slight imbalance

whats a soul to do? go.

stay. fight beneath endless porch 

lights guiding you home after all

the tires have popped and the gas wont 

run as fast as you can into the night-

I’ll be alive again tomorrow. 

FA-HA-HEEEEEEEENY

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paperrhangerr:

Hi my name is jenn.
I like my girlfriend, brown boots and leather shoulder bags.

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